Club Race Report – 24th April 2023
With the Cavillator and Work Experience boy away on a team building weekend retreat. I was drafted in, to write and release the report.
I turned up at the Cavillator’s office…… It looked like something from 1970s film. Old manual typewriters, note pads, pens and vidiprinter (what on earth even is that….)
I was told under no circumstances to use the credit card for expenses. I thought to myself, I am not staying here it’s filthy and old, not a modern day gadget in sight.
So with that credit card, I booked flights and 5 star hotel, so as I sit drinking champagne in the Shard, I bring you, the weekly race report. 
First up parkruns……..
Antrim
Elijah Cushley 21.57, Elaine Kennedy 28.59
Castlewellan
Stephen Semple 24.05, Maeve Kennedy 25.36
Ormeau
Neil McCready 23.14
Portrush
Eoin Turley 26.18
Sixmilewater
Robbie Gould 18.22, Robert Gould 21.25, Mark Hay 23.57, Martin McCready 32.22, Lisa Kerr 35.37
Valley
Adam McCann 18.03 and 1st Finisher, David Graham 18.29 and second finisher, Coach Sinead O’Hare 26.03, Marie McBrien 28.33, Clare Teer 28.45, Terri Ganley 31.51, Roisin Brooks 31.51, Galina Stanevicius 34.37, John Teer 36.46, Emma Toner 37.39.
Waterworks
Anton Piatek 26.35, Stephen Curran 27.05
We had a few tourists this week at Clapham Common and Mile End parkruns in London
Mile End
Stevo Armour 19.48, Suzanne Brennan 25.08, Kobe McClelland 25.40, Kayden McClelland 27.42, Lord Ian ROTM Brennan 27.48, Joanne Milne 32.11, Sharon Dunn 32.12.
Clapham Common
Congratulations to Dermot Boyd who completed his 100th Parkrun with a time of 34.54.
And Adav went to Mile End, rumour has it he was on time and wearing shorts, he managed a course PB of 35mins.
Waterworks Junior Parkrun
Leo “Junior of the Month” McAuley 7.46 and 1st Finisher. Aaron Ladd 10.46, Caleb Ladd 13.31, Alice McAuley 14.08.
Jordanstown Junior parkrun
Coach Sinead O’Hare making it a double this week, finishing 2nd with a time of 8.54. Lois Usher 10.08, Noah Goodall 12.45, Jack Goodall 12.54, Naomi Usher 13.05, Rhys Kerr 16.24.
The Ultra King had the second helping of the Hill and Dale series, Lee O’Boyle finished 5th with a time of 33.18.
Our Elites were over at the track on Thursday for round two of the LVAC Fab 5.
Will post the results when I get back to the office and retrieve them from the Vidiprinter. Rumour has it Eloise McAuley made the podium with 3rd place n the long jump event.
Congratulations Eloise.
And now for the main event……. the reason for disobeying orders and using the Cavillator’s credit card. The London Marathon results.
Alan too many pints Erwin 3.08.29
Adav I remembered my shorts 3.19.32
Sean the babysitter Doherty 3.22.02
Patricia wee boots Curistan 3.25.53
Stevo Royal Avenue Armour 3.30.11
Jonny Uber Carey 3.46.01
Karen the boss McKee 3.57.48
Lord Ian ROTM Brennan 3.59.36
Ken stops to give hugs McAuley 4.12.41
Sharon the Pam Dunn 4.25.42
Joanne Captain Birdseye Milne 4.31.55
Congratulations to the Legends of London. So this week’s tune is for you, I have been forewarned not to pick any rubbish tunes. Like I am going to obey that order also.